I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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