kristin has been a bad kristin
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
