and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Randomize