It's like a parade of train wrecks.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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