So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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