I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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