we're blogging at a bar
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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