So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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