How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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