I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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