So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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