seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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