I just cut my nipple shaving
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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