If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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