he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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