Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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