Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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