It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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