remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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