apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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