I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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