Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She bit a glass in half.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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