hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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