using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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