white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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