Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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