Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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