chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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