i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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