Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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