We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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