Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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