Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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