nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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