omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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