he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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