I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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