U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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