This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
vagina is talking i cant
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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