yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Randomize