we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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