i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
honey bunches of taint.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
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