i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I wear drunk well.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
im on a boat
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