I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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