wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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