would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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