erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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