If i come over, it means nothing
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
