did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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