there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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