You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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