I wish life had little blips of pornography
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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