Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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