Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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